astralis | (no subject)

First, write down the names of 12 characters. Then read and answer the questions. You can't look at the questions (or click on the cut) until you write down the 12 characters you are going to use.

1. Sara Sidle
2. Nick Stokes
3. Kate Austin
4. Samantha Spade
5. Jack Bristow
6. Natalie Durant
7. Belgarath the Sorcerer
8. R2-D2
9. Eva Rossi
10. Sark
11. Shannon Rutherford
12. Lord Peter Wimsey

Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
Nat/Shannon... no, I haven't, but if one ever existed, I would.

* Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Very hot. I like her eyes.

* What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
I think R2-D2 may be physically uncapable of being pregnant. If it did happen, we would all be scared for life.

* Can you rec any fic(s) about Nine?
There's not a lot of Eva fic out there, really.

* Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Nick and Natalie... possibly. But Nick has issues and I think Nat does too.

* Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
Five/Ten. Jack/Sark. Because they're in the same fandom and because they're both hot.

* What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
Belgarath the Sorcerer... walking in on Nick and Lord Peter Wimsey? I think Belgarath would be amused, Peter would either be calm and collected or worried about Nick, and Nicky would freak out.

* Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
Sark is one of the only people in the world who really knows why Flight 815 crashed on that island. Now that the hatch has been opened, it's time for Sark to make his plans for the survivors known. Unfortunately, he wasn't counting on a beautiful criminal. Sark/Kate.

* Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
Sara/R2-D2. I hope not.

* Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
Belgarath/Lord Peter Wimsey... My Whimsy Takes Me To You

* What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?
Sam and Sara... a tough case in which the New York FBI Missing Persons Squad ends up working with Las Vegas CSI, and then lots of alcohol

* Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
Not that I know of.

* Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
Well, I read Jack/Kate, but I'm not sure if anyone else does.

* Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
Haven't seen any Shannon fic or art, so I guess not.

* Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
Nick/Samantha/Jack? I suppose someone might, but I don't think there's anyone familiar enough with all three fandoms to pull it off.

* What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
"Sark!" *g*

* If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose?
To the Moon and Back - Savage Garden. But who writes songfic about R2-D2?

* If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be?
Sara/Natalie/Lord Peter Wimsey. Slash, obviously. And a rather large age gap, as Sara and Nat are in their thirties and Peter was born in 1890.

* What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten?
For Nick to use on Sark? I think it would be the other way round, really.

* When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
A long time. I haven't read a lot of Alias fic lately.

* What is Six's super-sekrit kink?
I think Natalie's kink might involve being totally vanilla.

* Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
Shannon/Eva... it's possible, but I think Shannon would have to get Eva drunk first.

* If Three and Seven get together, who tops?
Kate and Belgarath? Ouch. Probably Kate.

* "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.

"Sara and Eva are in a happy relationship until Eva suddenly runs off with Samantha. Sara, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Shannon and a brief unhappy affair with Lord Peter Wimsey, then follows the wise advise of Jack Bristow and finds true love with Kate."

TITLE: A Million Crimes
THREE POSSIBLE READERS: I have no idea. Someone familiar with CSI, Lost, Without a Trace, Alias, Medical Investigation and the Lord Peter Wimsey novels?
WRITER: aim_toothpaste, maybe?